Do you know karate cause your body is kickin If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there. I'm sitting on my wallet. Do you like short love affairs? There will only be 7 planets left, when I'm done with Uranus The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are bangin Are you a Taurus? Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered. Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes. Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes? I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. Although she freely posts these images to Instagram, continuing to post them here would result in the subreddit being banned. You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it.
. Wanna taste the Milky Way? You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope. I've only got three months to live. Cause you are Ultra Fine I'm new in town. You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here You'd better call me William Herschel, because I'm gonna discover Uranus A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Theres a party in my pants and your invited. The Coffey siblings get their kicks surfing huge waves in the toughest competitions around the world and showing us just how much they love life in dozens upon dozens of photos! I'll show you the world, if you show me Uranus. Hey baby, you're out of this world. Why look at your lips, if I can not kiss them. You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday. It has to be, because you're hot! Don't you work at Hooters? Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Want to see the Big Dipper? I hate them - I've got all weekend. They call me the milky way. I wish half of the stars in the sky would shine as brightly as your eyes. Aye girl, are you a Sharpie? Are you looking for a shallow relationship? Wanna see my milky way? I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest. Do you sleep on your stomach? Any pictures posted of Bonnie to this subreddit should not be of her in her Bikini or revealing clothes - respectful pictures only! Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow? I need three things: the sun for the day, the moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
I need mouth to mouth, quick! If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me? Cause your ass is out of this world. I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. That dress would look great on my bedroom floor! Would you like to be in my next photo shoot? Do you know what'd look good on you? Cause your the only ten I see Your name must be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious! Starlight, starbright why don't you come home with me tonight! I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours. I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Why look at the moon, if I can not touch it? Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Could you give me directions to your apartment? I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus your anus. I want you almost as much as I want world peace. Every time i look at you i feel like an astronaut. . . .
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