Told my ex I still loved her I did and she needed to move in with me where I was stationed and we would get married. Same name, Taylor, but I sent it to the wrong one. You must use that golden period to rally and reinforce the troops! We were pretty good friends after that and she would bring it up from time to time. Sure, you can have fun without it, but why walk when you can ride with style? I once told a girl I had a thing for that I wanted to get her boyfriend pregnant. They laughed quite hard at me the next day… Worth a shot though right? If you like my website the best compliment you can give me is to share it with your friends and family.
I sent a text to a girl I worked with at the time, confessing my love to her and then asking her to take a shit on my chest. But sometimes, our turn out horribly wrong. Nunc euismod, felis et adipiscing volutpat, mauris ligula lacinia lacus, ac accumsan pede lacus sed nulla. Nunc euismod, felis et adipiscing volutpat, mauris ligula lacinia lacus, ac accumsan pede lacus sed nulla. Ate 3 boxes of peeps on Easter and took the nastiest shit.
I once spent a long drunk night declaring my undying love via text message to my friend Marcus, who was alphabetically right next to my girlfriend Molly in my contacts list. You are a very careful person who makes only good decisions. My dick is yearning to break out of its denim prison. No worries, just keep drinking some more, it will eventually push out all the bad memories and it will be like it never even happened, pure logic. I guess I broke up with a girl I was madly in love with at the time. These are 21 of the worst drunk texts that people have sent: 1.
I woke up and saw I texted my mom. Sent instead to my blind date. Fuel up and get ready for an unforgettable night. Never having to worry about drunk texting your ex, must be a bliss. But my best received from a drunk person? Carol xx Our Mission Statement BestWishesandQuotes.
Some-fucking-how, I got my job back. Implications - Consumers today can share all of their experiences, whether bad, good or embarrassing. I once spent a long drunk night declaring my undying love via text message to my friend Marcus, who was alphabetically right next to my girlfriend Molly in my contacts list. Good times good times… 8. Tried to stop her but she was less than 2 hours away.
She was really confused when I talked to her completely normally the next day. I run this blog to bring light and joy to people across the world. And you always have that drunk pose ready to go. So whether at 4:32 a. I was very confused and went to bed. As an added bonus, she was with her boyfriend at the time, and I ended up calling and talking to them.
I suddenly got a full frontal nude picture of this friend. That look of recognition is undeniable. Drunk me thought that this would make her jealous. Nunc euismod, felis et adipiscing volutpat, mauris ligula lacinia lacus, ac accumsan pede lacus sed nulla. Asked my friend to cry into my anus… 37. Being drunk changes most of the circumstances for the better.
When I am not coming up with new wishes and quotes I enjoy walking my dog with my husband Max and I also sing in our local gospel choir. She text me back in the morning saying she thought it was hilarious. . This has resulted in an even playing field of people who know that they are not alone in their experiences, no matter how unconventional. Getting drunk can lead to many good things, but many bad things as well. We dated for 2 years.
Texted my mom saying to come over. She sent me a close up of her nipple. Just started seeing this girl and was at a bar with my friends when I whipped out my phone and tried to tell her that I wished she was there with us that night. Whether you are looking for a positive and uplifting message or a sincere sympathy message you will find all the inspiration you need on our site. Asked my boss if she ever had feelings for me. Some-fucking-how, I got my job back.
She was not happy : 9. Related Reports: , , , ,. In high school I once drunk texted the wrong girl that I was really interested in her. She showed up at my house three weeks later with a trunk and a car full of stuff. So the best way to get drunk is to plan it out so the following day you have nothing to do but pay off the debt of happiness with a killing hangover.